Maybe my sister will read my posts if I use KEANE songs as titles. (The best band ever). I was listening to Is It Any Wonder?  this morning, and it occurred to me that it really is no wonder that I'm single. Despite all the less-than-stellar relationship decisions I've made on my own, my friends have also failed painfully in their attempts to set me up. The last attempt which may have been the one that 'broke the camel's ...

Thank you, Drake, for the reminder.  And for your music, which I am addicted to. My 3-month Match.com subscription is over.  It expired Saturday.  (With no warning, btw).  Luckily after my last post I decided to send off one last email to Brad (“State”), who may or may not still be active, and may or may not still have my phone number.  I probably should have included that in my email… <sigh>.  I can’t be expected t...

So many men… so little time. And by "so little" I mean none. At all. I haven't even had time to watch Aaron Rogers in his delicious football pants on Sundays. I used to get annoyed by the fact that Sunday NFL Countdown feels the need to hire ex-players who come up with bogus predictions, stats, and commentary and they get to babble on just because they have famous names. But I actually miss hearing Keyshawn say, "Come on,...

Don't you hate it when work gets in the way of you personal life?  While I'm in this midst of a major job transition, here is some comic relief and a few words of wisdom for your entertainment.  Political views aside, you've gotta watch this clip from The Daily Show .  Once you get about 2 minutes in, you'll get it.  Jon Stewart, I heart you.  Thanks for validating my sentiments in my October 9th and 14th posts  :)  http:...

After my last post, I did decide to email my ex through the website.  It said something along the lines of, “Ha!  they think we’re a match!  I’m surprised to see you on here.  how long have you been trying this?  what do you think?”  Innocent enough, right?  Well he didn’t write back.  First of all, that’s not like him.  And second, it made me mad.  Is he ignoring me on purpose?  Why?  My email was lighthearted and not ac...

No... not together.  Get your mind out of the gutter.  Ladies and gentleman...  alert the presses.  Send an email.  Post it on Facebook.  Tweet it.  Blog about it.  Send a mass text message.  Today, we've finally found an honest man!!!  Prospective Bachelor #3,094 writes the following in his "hobbies" section: Movies, Art, Theater, sex, soccer, lacrosse, family, fishing/crabbing, boating, traveling, gear head. Well hallel...

After an unusually long, jury-duty filled week*, I was getting ready for a much needed happy hour excursion when I see a text message pop up from… White Belt Guy?   Hmm…  “Happy Bday” Nope.  Today is not my birthday.  Nor is it any time soon.  Nor has it been any time recently.  (At this point I don’t know if I plan on celebrating any more, but that’s besides the point).  He must have texted the wrong person, right?  Who ...

And the ridiculousness continues.  I haven’t written because I’ve had no dates and no progress.  In the meantime, I’ve been keeping a list of the shocking, silly, and stupid that ensues.   Other than creating a user name for yourself, you are also supposed to come up with a catchy ‘headline’ that posts next to your picture.  Mine used to be a line from one of my favorite songs (shout out to J5), but I decided to try an ex...

One of the guys I haven't mentioned that emailed me recently has a line his his profile that says, "I don't have much of a poker face so I'm a pretty easy person to read- and I follow my heart...So I'd describe myself as Captain Obvious."  Ok.  I prefer a man who divulges too much rather than one who 'withholds the truth.'  Newsflash to you all:  withholding the truth is the same as lying .  But that's a rant for another ...

  I’m not sure than an intangible object can actually sustain an injury, but my ego definitely feels bruised today.  It’s been a lot more fun to write about the guys who are creepy, crazy, or childish.  It’s also made for some good stories to write about the guys who have actually asked me out.  But there’s one guy who I haven’t mentioned because until now there was nothing blog-worthy about him.  Since they all need a ni...