“Hi. How are you? How is your week going?”
Email number 2 of the evening comes in from someone who calls himself Peaceful_J:
“Other than being adorable, what makes you giggle? :)
I’m not a mean person. Sarcastic, yes, but not mean. However, I don’t know if I can stop myself from responding to Peaceful_J and just writing, “Dude, are you serious??”
Email number 3. I’ve been trying to slightly alter the actual screen names used by these guys. I don’t need to totally call them out, or upset the wrong person and have to sleep with a baseball bat under my pillow. But I would be doing you an injustice if I didn’t share the next email verbatim.
From: YoM0m4Lyfe (insert picture of guy in the front seat of his car, wearing white sunglasses and, yup… throwing up a peace sign)
I....... have no comment.
In other news: I did respond to White Belt Guy letting him know I sent my email on Friday. I said it was too bad about the mix-up, and to text me if he still wanted to get together. He has not. D_licious texted me Monday asking if I wanted to do something Wednesday night. He invited me to do something I really, really, really want to do, but I couldn’t accept in good conscience knowing it would be giving him the wrong message. And he'd probably at least expect me to make out with him after. Eew. I texted back and said, “No, but thank you. And I’m just curious… any reason you didn’t tell me you know my friend?”
“The one I mentioned several times including the firm she works for. The one you just wished a Happy Birthday on Facebook”
“Oh. I guess I didn’t make the connection. (
“Makes you a lot cooler if you do ;)"
“I think you should reconsider about Wednesday. It would be fun to go with you.”
Ugh, morals. I am going to be single forever.