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Oh yes… TwinkleToes strikes again!

“Hi. How are you? How is your week going?” 

...Really?  So- when I didn’t respond to your last 2 emails or acknowledge your last 3 IM’s, you thought maybe…?  I honestly can’t even come up with any conclusion you could have drawn from that which would indicate I still wanted to communicate with you.  Amazing.  Also, I have gotten confirmation from THREE girlfriends who have previously been on the site that apparently this M.O. of his has been going on for over a year.  There has to be some kind of fetish dating site where it is acceptable to ask a girl when she had her last pedicure before asking her real name. Perhaps I’ll research this and send him the info.  In the meantime, I found this fantastic new button on our current website.  It’s called “Block From Contact.”  Done and done.

Email number 2 of the evening comes in from someone who calls himself Peaceful_J:

“Other than being adorable, what makes you giggle? :)

I’m not a mean person.  Sarcastic, yes, but not mean.  However, I don’t know if I can stop myself from responding to Peaceful_J and just writing, “Dude, are you serious??”

Email number 3.  I’ve been trying to slightly alter the actual screen names used by these guys.  I don’t need to totally call them out, or upset the wrong person and have to sleep with a baseball bat under my pillow.  But I would be doing you an injustice if I didn’t share the next email verbatim.

From: YoM0m4Lyfe (insert picture of guy in the front seat of his car, wearing white sunglasses and, yup… throwing up a peace sign)

“Wutz Up?”

I.......   have no comment.

In other news: I did respond to White Belt Guy letting him know I sent my email on Friday.  I said it was too bad about the mix-up, and to text me if he still wanted to get together.  He has not.  D_licious texted me Monday asking if I wanted to do something Wednesday night.  He invited me to do something I really, really, really want to do, but I couldn’t accept in good conscience knowing it would be giving him the wrong message.  And he'd probably at least expect me to make out with him after.  Eew.  I texted back and said, “No, but thank you.  And I’m just curious… any reason you didn’t tell me you know my friend?”
“What friend?”
“The one I mentioned several times including the firm she works for. The one you just wished a Happy Birthday on Facebook”
“Oh. I guess I didn’t make the connection.  (Riiight) Does it matter if I know her or not?”
“Makes you a lot cooler if you do ;)"  
“I think you should reconsider about Wednesday. It would be fun to go with you.”

Ugh, morals. I am going to be single forever.