Comic Relief

Don't you hate it when work gets in the way of you personal life?  While I'm in this midst of a major job transition, here is some comic relief and a few words of wisdom for your entertainment.  Political views aside, you've gotta watch this clip from The Daily Show .  Once you get about 2 minutes in, you'll get it.  Jon Stewart, I heart you.  Thanks for validating my sentiments in my October 9th and 14th posts  :)  http:...
Continue Reading

Well I'll Be D@mned...

After my last post, I did decide to email my ex through the website.  It said something along the lines of, “Ha!  they think we’re a match!  I’m surprised to see you on here.  how long have you been trying this?  what do you think?”  Innocent enough, right?  Well he didn’t write back.  First of all, that’s not like him.  And second, it made me mad.  Is he ignoring me on purpose?  Why?  My email was lighthearted and not ac...
Continue Reading

Sex and an Ex

No... not together.  Get your mind out of the gutter.  Ladies and gentleman...  alert the presses.  Send an email.  Post it on Facebook.  Tweet it.  Blog about it.  Send a mass text message.  Today, we've finally found an honest man!!!  Prospective Bachelor #3,094 writes the following in his "hobbies" section: Movies, Art, Theater, sex, soccer, lacrosse, family, fishing/crabbing, boating, traveling, gear head. Well hallel...
Continue Reading

Not A Very Merry Un-Birthday


After an unusually long, jury-duty filled week*, I was getting ready for a much needed happy hour excursion when I see a text message pop up from… White Belt Guy?   Hmm…  “Happy Bday” Nope.  Today is not my birthday.  Nor is it any time soon.  Nor has it been any time recently.  (At this point I don’t know if I plan on celebrating any more, but that’s besides the point).  He must have texted the wrong person, right?  Who ...
Continue Reading

...And Other Such Nonsense

And the ridiculousness continues.  I haven’t written because I’ve had no dates and no progress.  In the meantime, I’ve been keeping a list of the shocking, silly, and stupid that ensues.   Other than creating a user name for yourself, you are also supposed to come up with a catchy ‘headline’ that posts next to your picture.  Mine used to be a line from one of my favorite songs (shout out to J5), but I decided to try an ex...
Continue Reading